Real men are good at sports.
Real men are not women.

HANNITY: And much was made of President Obama’s wimpy first pitch a few weeks ago at the All-Star Game in St. Louis.  Now, we went back in our archive and we took a look at past presidential pitches.  For example, here’s George W. Bush throwing out the ceremonial pitch at game 3 of the 2001 World Series, bearing a startling resemblance to Yankees pitcher Roger Clemens.  Very nice form.  And here’s Senator [sic] Obama while he’s throwing out the first pitch at the White Sox game in 2005.  He’s kinda lookin’ a whole lot like Lauren Conrad, you remember, the Valley girl star of the MTV reality show ‘The Hills’?  Well, congratulations, Mr. President.  I’m sure you made teenage girls everywhere around the world very proud.

—Hannity, July 24, 2009 (via “Smearing Obama for Wimpy First Pitch, Hannity Claims Bush’s Form in 2001 Pitch Bears ‘Startling Resemblance’ to Roger Clemens,” Media Matters, July 24, 2009, available at http://mediamatters.org/mmtv/200907240049).