Real men are idiots.
Real men are not domestic.
CONAN: You know, you, I think you’ve done a very good job in your work, you have written I think very honestly and accurately about what idiots guys are. That seems to be something that you have accomplished in your films—you’ve captured the idiocy of young men. Is that fair to say?
JUDD: Yes, I mean, men are morons. Right? [Applause.] And we want our comedy about morons.
CONAN: Yes, about moronic behavior. Are you drawing when you—do you draw on things from your own life? Or, your own, uh…
JUDD: Yeah, yeah, I am king moron in my world, I think. Because who wants—?
CONAN: I challenge you, sir! I am the moron king!
JUDD: I mean, my worst moron stories are just so, so terrible. One terrible thing I did is when my wife, Leslie, had our first child, I didn’t know what to do with a baby—how to take care of a baby, and I was at my friend’s house…
—Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien, season 1, ep. 36, July 27, 2009.
![Real men are idiots.Real men are not domestic.
CONAN: You know, you, I think you’ve done a very good job in your work, you have written I think very honestly and accurately about what idiots guys are. That seems to be something that you have accomplished in your films—you’ve captured the idiocy of young men. Is that fair to say?JUDD: Yes, I mean, men are morons. Right? [Applause.] And we want our comedy about morons.CONAN: Yes, about moronic behavior. Are you drawing when you—do you draw on things from your own life? Or, your own, uh…JUDD: Yeah, yeah, I am king moron in my world, I think. Because who wants—?CONAN: I challenge you, sir! I am the moron king!JUDD: I mean, my worst moron stories are just so, so terrible. One terrible thing I did is when my wife, Leslie, had our first child, I didn’t know what to do with a baby—how to take care of a baby, and I was at my friend’s house…—Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien, season 1, ep. 36, July 27, 2009.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/cz867RAszqpm0nvkFnihite7o1_500.png)