"Real Men"
Real men are primitive.
FAY:  [To KONG.]  It’s okay!  [Sighs.]  If only he were more evolved.  He’d switch to DIRECTV and get five months of their Best TV package for free!KONG: Huh?FAY: Yes!  For free!
—DIRECTV commercial

Real men are primitive.

FAY:  [To KONG.]  It’s okay!  [Sighs.]  If only he were more evolved.  He’d switch to DIRECTV and get five months of their Best TV package for free!

KONG: Huh?

FAY: Yes!  For free!

—DIRECTV commercial