![Real men are not gay.
LESLIE: I know that you are not gay.TOM: No, I’m not.LESLIE: But you’re effeminate.TOM: What?LESLIE: Well, you’re wearing a peach shirt with a coiled snake on it.TOM: Yes, ‘cause it was featured in Details magazine and it’s awesome.LESLIE: Effeminate. Anyway, so the point is, do you think that marrying penguins made some kind of statement?TOM: Yes. The statement was that you’re very lonely and you need a pet.LESLIE: Huh.MAIL CLERK: Leslie, they sent you t-shirts, too.LESLIE: Oh, look, they sent us a t-shirt![LESLIE holds t-shirt from “The Bulge” nightclub up to TOM’s shirt. The colors match.]TOM: Mine has a car on it.
—“Pawnee Zoo,” Parks and Recreation, season 2, ep. 1 (Sept. 17, 2009).](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqauqrMfNu1qzdhk0o1_500.png)
Real men are not gay.
LESLIE: I know that you are not gay.
TOM: No, I’m not.
LESLIE: But you’re effeminate.
TOM: What?
LESLIE: Well, you’re wearing a peach shirt with a coiled snake on it.
TOM: Yes, ‘cause it was featured in Details magazine and it’s awesome.
LESLIE: Effeminate. Anyway, so the point is, do you think that marrying penguins made some kind of statement?
TOM: Yes. The statement was that you’re very lonely and you need a pet.
LESLIE: Huh.
MAIL CLERK: Leslie, they sent you t-shirts, too.
LESLIE: Oh, look, they sent us a t-shirt!
[LESLIE holds t-shirt from “The Bulge” nightclub up to TOM’s shirt. The colors match.]
TOM: Mine has a car on it.
—“Pawnee Zoo,” Parks and Recreation, season 2, ep. 1 (Sept. 17, 2009).
