![Real men will do anything to obtain access to a woman’s body, even care about politics.(Real men don’t care about politics.)
TROY: We’re headed to the demonstration.PIERCE: What, hippies?TROY: Some cause Britta’s into.ABED: It’s a silent protest, lots of candles. Gets the ladies in the mood for social change, if you know what I mean. Good chance to put some miles on this shirt. …
JEFF [to PIERCE]: Good. Night.PIERCE: Wait a minute, wait a minute. You’re bailing on our first sausage fest? This is your definition of friendship?JEFF: No. This is my definition of you trying way too hard, and me finding it harder and harder to stay polite. Now this was a fine enough way to spend an evening devoid of hope, but the woman I kind of like is out there in the moonlight caring about something stupid, and this is my chance to show her that I care enough to act like I care about it, too.
—Dan Harmon, executive producer, “Spanish 101,” Community season 1, ep. 2, Sept. 24, 2009.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqo06agVKR1qzdhk0o1_500.png)
Real men will do anything to obtain access to a woman’s body, even care about politics.
(Real men don’t care about politics.)
TROY: We’re headed to the demonstration.
PIERCE: What, hippies?
TROY: Some cause Britta’s into.
ABED: It’s a silent protest, lots of candles. Gets the ladies in the mood for social change, if you know what I mean. Good chance to put some miles on this shirt.
…
JEFF [to PIERCE]: Good. Night.
PIERCE: Wait a minute, wait a minute. You’re bailing on our first sausage fest? This is your definition of friendship?
JEFF: No. This is my definition of you trying way too hard, and me finding it harder and harder to stay polite. Now this was a fine enough way to spend an evening devoid of hope, but the woman I kind of like is out there in the moonlight caring about something stupid, and this is my chance to show her that I care enough to act like I care about it, too.
—Dan Harmon, executive producer, “Spanish 101,” Community season 1, ep. 2, Sept. 24, 2009.
